Chips and Juice

how to help sick bee!!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:37:02 -0400

bee-suggest:

equus-mortuus:

bee-suggest:

is bee on ground? is bee not moving much?? is bee tired??? help sick bee!!!

use paper to pick up bee!
slide slowly under little bumbly legs and little bumbly body until bee is fully on paper
bring bee inside to open window or open door!!!
when bee is better, bee will fly out!
make sugar water for bee!
mix two (2) to three (3) tablespoons of sugar (can be normal sugar or organic sugar! no artificial, no diet sweetener, no sweetener, just sugar!!!!! no honey either!!!!!!) with one (1) tablespoon of water! stir until sugar dissolves!!!!

put sugar water on plate or spoon for bee!
give to bee! put bee on clean parts of plate or hold spoon near bee! if bee gets stuck in sugar water, use paper to help them get unstuck!

let bee drink and rest!!!!!

can put a bowl / plate / container of sugar water outside for other bees!!!!! use same two to one (2:1) or three to one (3:1) ratio for mix!!!!!

I tried this but the bee wouldn’t drink the sugarwater. Then I had the brilliant idea “Flowers” so I went out and picked some wildflowers and placed them near it. It didn’t have much energy, but it was able to crawl into one and start drinking the nectar. After sitting on the flower and chilling for a bit, it had the energy from the nectar to fly away.

!!!!! more idea for helping bee friens!

Reblog no matter what. Always. This is vital information and if you dare not to reblog because “it doesn’t fit with my blog” I will track you down and choke you with a flower until you do reblog as a plead for mercy. Don’t fuck with the bees fucktard.

Customer: “So, Christian (my name), are you a Christian?”Me: hesitantly “No,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:36:58 -0400

Customer: “So, Christian (my name), are you a Christian?”

Me: *hesitantly* “No, actually I’m not.”

Customer: “Oh. I’m sorry.”

Me: ???

Customer: “Hope that gets better!”

wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnb...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:08:01 -0400

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

friendlytroll: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pervocracy: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:07:57 -0400

friendlytroll:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.

Video

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:30:24 -0400

When they’re doing roasts of people (and the roasted individual in question is in attendance)...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:00:45 -0400

When they’re doing roasts of people (and the roasted individual in question is in attendance) they should have a pinata or something of that person hanging over them and if your roast is particularly good you can get a swing at it, and maybe break it open so that it rains down it’s non-candy contents on the roastee.

Or maybe a dunk tank. Good roast? Good arm? Plunk! In the drink they go!

ynnexav: portmanteau-bot: darkmagic-sweetheart: skydiamcnds: a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:30:21 -0400

ynnexav:

portmanteau-bot:

darkmagic-sweetheart:

skydiamcnds:

andy-the-anon:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

Excuse you his name is bombegranite cutecumber you casual

tag yourself I’m cutecumber

CUTECUMBER BITCHES!!!!!

cutecumber + bitches = cutecumbitches.
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eudoxiav: teashoesandhair: shattermeshadowsonthemoon: scifiki...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:00:46 -0400

eudoxiav:

teashoesandhair:

shattermeshadowsonthemoon:

scifikimmi:

teashoesandhair:

tzikeh:

teashoesandhair:

thededfa:

teashoesandhair:

beabaseball:

parasite-core:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

perringcentral:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

eldritchnonsense:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:

Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.

You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.

You’re a force to be reckoned with.

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself?

So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.

Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but

I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but

7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate??

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this

Suck it, subconscious.

You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.

Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box

This author is a sleeping God among mortals

The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned

When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

Wow. I really want to read this.

question: Eurydice has an i in it ?

Answer: the age old trope of the unnamed narrator, linking back to the theme of identity. A key theme in the story is how Eurydice doesn’t have a true sense of selfhood, which is what the omission of the letter i stands for. Because of this, it actually plays into my favour that I can’t use her name! Makes it super tricky to write the scenes with her and Persephone, but I’m getting there.

God mode: Publish it.

lestib0urnes: hella-gay-trash: wackcauldron: dukeonkled: hell...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:30:19 -0400

lestib0urnes:

hella-gay-trash:

wackcauldron:

dukeonkled:

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

A gorilla looked at a cool bird and thought “mood”

sdzoo: Nothing to see here… just a few fluffy and fierce Amur...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:00:37 -0400

sdzoo:

Nothing to see here… just a few fluffy and fierce Amur leopard cubs.
📷s: Penny Hyde

ynnexav: kramergate: reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident” A married German teacher...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:17:45 -0400

ynnexav:

kramergate:

reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident”

A married German teacher got arrested for having an affair with her student, also a week after this a kid got arrested for threatening to shoot up the school and 3 unregistered guns were found in his possession

Firstly, there was the drumstick incident. A band kid shoved a drumstick… well you can guess.

Then some kids from the rival school spray painted “f*** your couch” on one of the exterior walls of our gymnasium after we won a football game. Yes they wrote couch instead of coach.

409s: g-stringofsuburbia: green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 11:30:14 -0400

409s:

g-stringofsuburbia:

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

eclecticpredilection: mister-abstract: sixpenceee: Halitrephes...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:30:16 -0400

eclecticpredilection:

mister-abstract:

sixpenceee:

Halitrephes maasi is a species of deep sea jellyfish. The look like fireworks deep in the ocean.

What the mother fuck

this is so beautiful

tinker-tanner: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: edvardgrieg-offi...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:01:05 -0400

tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

operagoose: findastone: sixpenceee: Glass pen and glow ink...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:30:41 -0400

operagoose:

findastone:

sixpenceee:

Glass pen and glow ink drawing. Via Peter Draws.

FUCKING WHAT

This is some Disney’s Atlantis magic

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:00:51 -0400

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

To the guy (or possibly dying seal) talking into a microphone somewhere in the apartment complex at 4am

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 05:19:55 -0400

chips-and-juice:

It has now devolved into nonsense yelling into the mic.

To the guy (or possibly dying seal) talking into a microphone somewhere in the apartment complex at 4am

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 05:07:47 -0400

sailor–spoon: lunariens: demigirldemigoddess: pitbullmabari: catwinchester: catwinchester: iamhi...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:30:19 -0400

sailor–spoon:

lunariens:

demigirldemigoddess:

pitbullmabari:

catwinchester:

catwinchester:

iamhisgloriouspurpose:

writernotwaiting:

anastasiaoftheironwood:

writernotwaiting:

sweetheart-sona:

invaderxan:

bigbardafree:

not-safe-for-earth:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans, other dyslexia-friendly alternatives include Arial, Verdana, Tahoma, Century Gothic and Trebuchet.

thank

Random fact: Verdana is one of the few fonts which was specifically designed to be as easy to read as possible, even at smaller type sizes. It was designed this way for use on screen, but the same principles apply in print too. This is part of why some Universities use Verdana as their default font for documents.

“In the event that you would like to continue hating Comic Sans” is one of the best things I’ve ever read on this website

@pedeka @lunariagold @darklittlestories

I’ll take Comic Sans over Arial any day.

Century Gothic and Trebuchet are both quite handsome typefaces.

I’m partial to Century Gothic as well. It’s serif, but not boring.

There’s also a dyslexic font designed especially for dyslexic people to read.

You can install on your tablets, laptops and browers etc, so not only can you change things like documents into it, you can change websites into that font as well!

I’m sure you’re bright enough to do a google search, but since I’m dumb enough to forget to post a link, here it is. Better late than never

https://www.dyslexiefont.com/en/dyslexie-font/

I default to arial for this reason, but I will now be defaulting to verdana or dyslexie. nice.

I don’t think I have dyslexia but that dyslexie font was the easiest fucking thing to read ever. Books should be written in that shit.

ALSO!!!

For computer reading, when you mix up lines of text, there’s a web browser app called Beeline Reader. It looks like this

The colors are also customizable, to an extent and while I don’t have dyslexia, I have adhd which makes reading large amounts of text harder and this helps A LOT.

I have literally never been able to read an entire paragraph without having to go back and figure out which line I’ve missed oh my god

BeeReader is actually going to change my life today

Incredible.

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:01:42 -0400

Chips and Juice

how to help sick bee!!

Customer: “So, Christian (my name), are you a Christian?”Me: *hesitantly* “No,...

wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnb...

friendlytroll: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pervocracy: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300...

Video

When they’re doing roasts of people (and the roasted individual in question is in attendance)...

ynnexav: portmanteau-bot: darkmagic-sweetheart: skydiamcnds: a...

eudoxiav: teashoesandhair: shattermeshadowsonthemoon: scifiki...

lestib0urnes: hella-gay-trash: wackcauldron: dukeonkled: hell...

sdzoo: Nothing to see here… just a few fluffy and fierce Amur...

ynnexav: kramergate: reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident” A married German teacher...

reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident”

409s: g-stringofsuburbia: green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald...

eclecticpredilection: mister-abstract: sixpenceee: Halitrephes...

tinker-tanner: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: edvardgrieg-offi...

operagoose: findastone: sixpenceee: Glass pen and glow ink...

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

To the guy (or possibly dying seal) talking into a microphone somewhere in the apartment complex at 4am

To the guy (or possibly dying seal) talking into a microphone somewhere in the apartment complex at 4am

sailor–spoon: lunariens: demigirldemigoddess: pitbullmabari: catwinchester: catwinchester: iamhi...

Incredible.

Incredible.

Customer: “So, Christian (my name), are you a Christian?”Me: hesitantly “No,...