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littlewhinging

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

ultimagus

BROCONUT

dialray

m a n g ERI NE
liquidpixie

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

tomlinfaggot

too good to not reblog

wasureneba

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

acitymadeofsong

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

benedictedcumberbabeof221

I knew that was coming

andy-the-anon

Excuse you his name is bombegranite cutecumber you casual

skydiamcnds

tag yourself I’m cutecumber

darkmagic-sweetheart

CUTECUMBER BITCHES!!!!!

portmanteau-bot

cutecumber + bitches = cutecumbitches.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

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