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how to help sick bee!!

bee-suggest

is bee on ground? is bee not moving much?? is bee tired??? help sick bee!!!

use paper to pick up bee!
slide slowly under little bumbly legs and little bumbly body until bee is fully on paper

bring bee inside to open window or open door!!!
when bee is better, bee will fly out!

make sugar water for bee!
mix two (2) to three (3) tablespoons of sugar (can be normal sugar or organic sugar! no artificial, no diet sweetener, no sweetener, just sugar!!!!! no honey either!!!!!!) with one (1) tablespoon of water! stir until sugar dissolves!!!!
put sugar water on plate or spoon for bee!
give to bee! put bee on clean parts of plate or hold spoon near bee! if bee gets stuck in sugar water, use paper to help them get unstuck!
let bee drink and rest!!!!!
can put a bowl / plate / container of sugar water outside for other bees!!!!! use same two to one (2:1) or three to one (3:1) ratio for mix!!!!!

equus-mortuus

I tried this but the bee wouldn’t drink the sugarwater. Then I had the brilliant idea “Flowers” so I went out and picked some wildflowers and placed them near it. It didn’t have much energy, but it was able to crawl into one and start drinking the nectar. After sitting on the flower and chilling for a bit, it had the energy from the nectar to fly away.

bee-suggest

!!!!! more idea for helping bee friens!

memeshitted

Reblog no matter what. Always. This is vital information and if you dare not to reblog because “it doesn’t fit with my blog” I will track you down and choke you with a flower until you do reblog as a plead for mercy. Don’t fuck with the bees fucktard.

wylltingtrees:
“ steve-spaghetti:
“ renirabbit:
“ pizzalecki:
“ pkmnbreederbrianna:
“ togamijail:
“ chandra75:
“ im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
“ socially-awkward-supervillian:
“ Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
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jesus that is good to...

socially-awkward-supervillian

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace

jesus that is good to know.

chandra75

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

togamijail

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

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The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

pizzalecki

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

renirabbit

this post just got so much better

steve-spaghetti

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

wylltingtrees

teashoesandhair

Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

teashoesandhair

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:

teashoesandhair

Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

eldritchnonsense

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.

You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.

You’re a force to be reckoned with.

teashoesandhair

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself?

teashoesandhair

So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

teashoesandhair

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.

perringcentral

Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

teashoesandhair

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but

I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

teashoesandhair

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

teashoesandhair

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but

7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate??

teashoesandhair

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this

Suck it, subconscious.

parasite-core

You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.

beabaseball

Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

teashoesandhair

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box

thededfa

This author is a sleeping God among mortals

The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers

teashoesandhair

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned

When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig

tzikeh

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

teashoesandhair

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

scifikimmi

Wow. I really want to read this.

shattermeshadowsonthemoon

question: Eurydice has an i in it ?

teashoesandhair

Answer: the age old trope of the unnamed narrator, linking back to the theme of identity. A key theme in the story is how Eurydice doesn’t have a true sense of selfhood, which is what the omission of the letter i stands for. Because of this, it actually plays into my favour that I can’t use her name! Makes it super tricky to write the scenes with her and Persephone, but I’m getting there.

eudoxiav

God mode: Publish it.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

how to help sick bee!!